Monday, June 23, 2008


My brother always break my thoughts " STOP BUILDING CASTLES IN AIR KAY".

I ignored him and again revived back to my thoughts.I'd never crave for a Ferrari car or a "canggihted" mobile or even a dozen of servants in the house. All I need is a big big mansion with cool latrines, manicured lawns,an Olympic size of non chlorinated pool, a tennis court, a facial room, a good chef and that's it.Here goes my dream house.

I would love to work for Donald Trump and earn RM 30,000 per month (not so much right),come out in national television, have my own talk show like Oprah Winfrey, help eradicate poverty, get my private jet, and last but not least have a chauffeur to drive me around.

And own the largest bookstore in the world.Wow!!!Imagine I can to peruse books everday!!!

Wake up!!!


I've always been fascinated with the things engulfing me. But till today, I can't understand and I'm going to share with you a little secret of mine. Do you know that I've always been fascinated with bathrooms?When I was younger, I'd acquired a habit of going to the latrine every time I visit a particular place. Whether I'm paying a visit to someone's house or a sumptuous restaurant.Till today none of my besties realise my bizarre habit. Though I'm a big fan of loos I was quite astonished the fact of becoming a latrine designer never occurs to me. My art is as bad as my Mandarin. Whenever I go for holidays, I usually look forward to the hot jacuzzi in the hotel room. Believe it or not I rate the hotel from the quality of their latrine. Till now in Malaysia, I guess Penang provides one of the best and most comfortable bathrooms.With those 'canggihted' robes and towels.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008


Malaysian Next Top Model

Rhenu aka Nanny MCR

Monday, June 16, 2008


"Esok, esok saya akan bagi.Belum habis tanda"
The next lesson
"Esoklah.Hampir habis tanda"
The next lesson
"Esok.Dah habis.Nak check balik"

Above is the conversation between me and my so called ancient, 'magnificent (as in two big inverted commas) teacher. After every conversation, it took me several minutes to figure out what are these teachers doing during the two weeks holiday. One of my friend was like "Cikgu kamu pergi Canada ke?" Hey realize something in the conversation aforementioned-gaya bahasa: anafora-perkataan esok.....We have three sejarah periods in a week.My whole class were in the library most of the time when he enters.Personally , I don't mine. In fact I was incredulously excited to go to the library.Alright I'm lying. Ok, he makes an initiative to distribute our papers today although he has 10 more minutes left.My Sejarah mark was not what I had expected.But Rhenu was like saying please be satisfy with your marks.I began going through the paper and I'm really proud to say that he make amendments for my language instead of my points. And I was like marching up to the teacher's table asking him about my points. Guess what he said.

Every point you have you'll actually get 1 mark.Thats the truth.But for my Sej teacher he takes into account the language too.C'mon you're learning Sej.As long as you got the point or the keyword there, thats it.I was like arguing with him and you know what this tabby man in baggy pants said

"Betul.Awak punya isi ada di situ, tapi saya dah bagi markah untuk kamu punya bahasa yang lain.Baik awak pergi sebelum saya tolak markah kamu.Dah tinggi tahu kamu dapat." I was stunned and like what the hell.
Alright, here it goes.I barely slept through yesterday night.And this morning, I woke up feeling lethargic and sleepy yet at the same time very enthusiastic to go to school.(so proud of myself).The truth is that I'm so not looking forward for school.The whole point of me dragging myself out of bed is because I'm so looking forward to getting my Sejarah marks and second I need to pass Lynn her CD in which she needs to hand in by today.

Moving on.I would not say that I'm really satisfy with me Sejarah marks.I still think that I deserve more marks.I'm going to blog about my 'ancient' Sej teacher in my next post.Hope you people check it out!!!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

I'm Back!!!

Rhenu, I-vie and (piece of cake) have been provoking me to update my lifeless blog.Alright so today, I make an initiative to sit down and began writing what I'd left out. Life's obviously back as usual.Of course, I'd been much dreaming of a longer holiday. Let me just fill you in with what I did during the two weeks holidays(briefly). I spent most of the mornings getting up at noon, watching sucking shows, lolling all around the bed then got up, went downstairs hoping to get a quick bite but much to my dismay and eventually climbed up and flopped myself again on the bed.It just goes on and on until...............................two days before school reopen.My mind started racing and my heart started beating at an incredible rate.Alright I'm exaggerating . It's the night before school reopen.I can't dissolve into my dreams. My lids were heavy but it's impossible to sleep. I began counting sheeps.Tell you what.Counting sheeps will never work for me. Maybe counting tennis rackets does.

I was yawning all the way in school on Monday. Moving on my grades. For now I can say that it's mediocre but soon....I don't know. I can feel my hair standing behind my neck already. Alright that's all for me.Realise something bizarre. Actually NOTHING!!! It's the chatterbox.Leave me a comment. Till then.Goodbye and goodnight!!!